So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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