Ikea night.
?
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize