The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
