I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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