I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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