Your dad touched me again.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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