At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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