lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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