whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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