Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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