Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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