This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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