Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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