is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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