ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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