And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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