why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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