I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
