Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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