Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I wish you could order shots online.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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