i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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