is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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