he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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