Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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