Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He keeps bees of course he's weird
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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