idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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