i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We need a shit load of segways right now
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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