I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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