but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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