idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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