She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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