i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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