I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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