Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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