No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
