I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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