sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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