I'm jealous of your bromance
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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