Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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