I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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