Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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