they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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