Dual....:-)
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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