i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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