I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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