Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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