The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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