is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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