I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
