My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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