i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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