It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
