so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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