Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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