i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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