Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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